Matt Gourley discusses Watergate.

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Freshman year:


Senior year:


Like a birth in reverse
What I saw through the blinds
You could say that I’m saying phenomenal lies
On the cosmic 
eternity party line
Was a birth in reverse in America

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single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

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all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

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Will 'Shakespeare in Love' Brave Broadway? | Variety

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I asked him for his photo. He stared at me for a few seconds, then felt my forehead with the back of his hand, then stared at me for a few more seconds, then said: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

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Richard Ayoade on 50 Shades of Grey trailer

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And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times.

Intense shit.

Wait But Why - How to Pick Your Life Partner (via creatingaquietmind)

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