a conservative friend on facebook is whining about fifty shades of grey signaling the decline of humanity
you think sex is the decline of humanity
pretty sure sex is the reason for humanity
maybe the dozens on dozens of hate-fuelled mass shootings that are becoming fucking commonplace in our country are the decline of humanity
but you’re right it’s probably that stuff about women liking sex
Literally the greatest skit ever.
Jordan peele is such a good looking woman
i just saw bo burnham’s magic poem from egghead on pinterest with a description about how it would be great for teaching kids to visualize what they read
please bring that book to your class
there’s also a poem about a girl who shits herself
the kids’ll love it
fact: i love using men’s hygiene products
i keep seeing that post on here about making enough money to buy your mom everything she deserves and that’s really cool and noble of you guys and i’d like to get there but i’d also like to get to a boob job and extensive laser hair removal so you know
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
Close game vs @TheDailyShow but we lost 20 -3. We’ll get ‘em next year. Love you guys.
@mperegrym: Recovering from an awesome weekend at #NerdHQ
YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT SOMEONE BY THE TYPE OF MUSIC THEY LISTEN TO HIT SHUFFLE ON YOUR IPOD, PHONE, ITUNES, MEDIA PLAYER ETC AND WRITE DOWN THE FIRST 20 SONGS. THEN PASS THIS ON TO 10 PEOPLE ONE RULE: NO SKIPPING, tagged by brtyde
imagine liking someone who:
- wasn’t out of your league
- wasn’t miles away
- was single
- actually liked you