a conservative friend on facebook is whining about fifty shades of grey signaling the decline of humanity

really

you think sex is the decline of humanity

pretty sure sex is the reason for humanity

maybe the dozens on dozens of hate-fuelled mass shootings that are becoming fucking commonplace in our country are the decline of humanity

but you’re right it’s probably that stuff about women liking sex

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#god fuck you

dalbear:

chelsbarrow:

Literally the greatest skit ever.

Jordan peele is such a good looking woman

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i just saw bo burnham’s magic poem from egghead on pinterest with a description about how it would be great for teaching kids to visualize what they read

yes

please bring that book to your class

there’s also a poem about a girl who shits herself

the kids’ll love it

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fact: i love using men’s hygiene products

i keep seeing that post on here about making enough money to buy your mom everything she deserves and that’s really cool and noble of you guys and i’d like to get there but i’d also like to get to a boob job and extensive laser hair removal so you know

priorities

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slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

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saitin:

me when i cum 

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fallontonight:

Close game vs @TheDailyShow but we lost 20 -3. We’ll get ‘em next year. Love you guys.

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#THAT IS SO CUTE

andysmcnally:

@mperegrym: Recovering from an awesome weekend at #NerdHQ
#ohmyLordmyhusbandisrad http://t.co/7d2ebMNcTl

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#NOPE

YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT SOMEONE BY THE TYPE OF MUSIC THEY LISTEN TO HIT SHUFFLE ON YOUR IPOD, PHONE, ITUNES, MEDIA PLAYER ETC AND WRITE DOWN THE FIRST 20 SONGS. THEN PASS THIS ON TO 10 PEOPLE ONE RULE: NO SKIPPING, tagged by brtyde

  1. meth lab zoso sticker - 7horse
  2. live your life - mika
  3. wannabe - university of rochester yellowjackets
  4. effington - ben folds
  5. wanted dead or alive - bon jovi
  6. we can’t stop - scott bradlee & postmodern jukebox
  7. at least i’m not as sad (as i used to be) - fun.
  8. no me diga - in the heights cast
  9. walking the dog - fun.
  10. backup sessions - jersey boys cast
  11. magic carpet ride - dartmouth aires
  12. come and go - two spot gobi
  13. sight of the sun - fun.
  14. once in a while - barry bostwick
  15. dazzling blue - paul simon
  16. attracted to us - lonely island
  17. bom bom - sam and the womp
  18. fancy - scott bradlee & postmodern jukebox
  19. road runner - imelda may
  20. underground - ben folds five

I tag:
partytomatoes
mulaneysbutt
canadiangardengnome
llcooljasonalexander
hawkingbishop
electricdeanmachine
doublelinthemorning
waitingforanoasis
setherlymeyers
shaniatween

li0nsback:

imagine liking someone who:

  • wasn’t out of your league
  • wasn’t miles away
  • was single
  • actually liked you

woah imagine

(Source: kristenwiiggle)

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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